Why do turds...?

by Bruce Ure at 13:06 05/05/06 (Blogs::Bruce)

I was reminded for some unknown reason recently of this verse Karl made up before he died (well, obviously).

To the tune of "Why Do Birds?" by The Carpenters:

Why do turds suddenly appear
From out my side and not my rear?
Is it because, they long to be
... colostomy.

Clearly the man was a genius.