There's something pleasingly Discordian about an argument based on 55 (or 56) as a significant number...

"All incidents and events are directly connected to the number five, or to some multiple of five, or to some number related to five in one way or another given enough ingenuity on the part of the interpreter! You have achieved Discordian enlightenment when you realise that, while the goddess Eris and the Law of Fives are not literally true – neither is anything else!" -- from Kerry Thornley's Law of Fives