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Best book title ever
by Bruce Ure at 06:04 13/08/10 (Blogs::Bruce)
"How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?"
Buy it here.

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Best book title ever Bruce Ure - 06:04 13/08/10
Re: Best book title ever David Crowson - 08:33 13/08/10
:)

Some of the reviews are quite funny too....

"Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus"

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DC

Re: Best book title ever Bruce Ure - 16:09 13/08/10
And of course the author's description:

"I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out.

In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.

If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell."

About the Author
Hiroyuki Nishigaki, a graduate of Osaka City University in 1963, resides in Japan. He was employed by the Kyodo News Agency until 1976. He is the author of four books in Japanese, including How to Attain Silent Knowledge, and the author of one book in English Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix.

Re: Best book title ever David Crowson - 16:28 13/08/10
You have to wonder how on earth he thought of that though....

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DC

Re: Best book title ever David Crowson - 11:15 07/09/10
currently residing at Reddit's no.1 spot....

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DC

Re: Best book title ever Steve - 16:11 07/09/10
"You have to wonder how on earth he thought of that though...."

Actually it is common for people to regularly exercise their buttocks by tensing and relaxing them continuously when stuck in traffic jams. So I'd imagine that the author was doing this constantly and eventually realised that he was feeling a sense of happiness over time. Then decided to write a book about it.

I think.

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stevepa

Re: Best book title ever Bruce Ure - 16:14 07/09/10
I think that's just you, Steve.

Most of us masturbate in traffic jams.

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Re: Best book title ever David Crowson - 16:55 07/09/10
I think that's just you Bruce :)

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DC

Re: Best book title ever Bruce Ure - 16:59 07/09/10
Oh. Thing is, I do it constantly and eventually I realised that I was feeling a sense of happiness over time. So I've decided to write a book about it.

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Re: Best book title ever David Crowson - 17:01 07/09/10
I hope you used the same pidgin engerrish stylee , would be a great read :)

Are there pictures ? ;-p

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DC

Re: Best book title ever Bruce Ure - 17:08 07/09/10
Obviously I'm calling it "How to Good-bye Depression: If You Masturbate Furiously 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?"

Pictures, definitely.

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Re: Best book title ever Steve - 03:21 10/09/10
Last time he did it while I was in the car, he told me he was just polishing the gear stick. It never occurred to me at the time that it was an euphemism.

Especially not when he asked me to take over while he was doing a three point turn down Guildford Road.

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stevepa

Re: Best book title ever Bruce Ure - 10:29 10/09/10
Ah, memories!

xx