Damn, I was hoping your message was going to say "But they already do, haven't you heard of iWeave?" or something.
I like DULL APE SHOP. Although I'm not sure if it's a shop selling dull apes, or a dull shop selling apes. I'm not sure a shop could be described as dull if it sold apes, so I reckon it must mean a shop selling dull apes. But why are they dull? Have they been trained to be dull? Were they born dull? Do they come from a long line of dull ape ancestors or did they start life interesting and become dull? Why? And exactly how dull are they? Enquiring minds want to know.