Ah, how I've missed your annual Accident Of The Year. I still have fond memories of you breaking your wrist when you "tapped" a headlamp to test it and you were in a sling for weeks.
Or the one where you left off the cap off the oil filter on your bike and then went for a high speed ride down the A3 resulting in a long black trail behind you.
Well, not fond, if you know what I mean. Just enjoyable reminscences. :)